Dounia- welcome to my world

Hey, I was just about to rant on how I couldn't copy and paste but when I switched to safari, I could! Which brings me to the question...

MAC OR PC??

I have to say I have and probably always will be a PC.

Hi my name is dounia, Im 12 years old and Im a PC.

Its not that I dont like mac, its just that Im so used to Pc I cant imagine myself with another computer. I used a mac once, and felt unfaithful, and as if I was cheating on my PC :'(

(You know Im just joking....right?)

I just find them being too expensive in my case. My new laptop is just fine. Did I mention I had gotten a new laptop? Well, if i didn't then, i just did and If I did, then, well, never mind.

I just realized I never use proper grammar or spelling on this thing.

You have a problem with that??

Well, if you do then check this out...

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two million people in the world cannot read at all:

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So, the hell with spelling! (Sorry to all the english teachers out there and grammar freaks)

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Anyway, we were in future city where you have to build a city in Sim City 4 Deluxe and Victoria (a human) says that she researched what a good city has to have and she says it needs to have a Walmart and 4 K.F.C.'s. My response?

"...Is there a button for that?"

So, here are 15 ways to get kicked out of Walmart... Comment if you have done any of these things, think its funny, will attempt to do any of these things and or if you have hair... In other words

LEAVE A COMMENT!! ( Or die...Im just joking!..Or am I??)

The truth is... Comments make me happy :-)

15 ways to get kicked out of WalMart!

1. Wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks you what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!" and push them behind a shelf.

2. Pass out bananas to random people snicker loudly after they take one.

3. Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!" once the cashier tells you the price.

4. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find "musical devices."

5. When the announcer-thing comes on throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES! THEY'RE BACK!"

6. Start a fishstick fight!

7. Walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YOU MAN!"

8. (This requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"

9. Walk up to an employee and murmur "Code red in aisle 3" and see what they do.

10. Slip a a pink br@ into a really macho-looking man's cart. (Just make sure there are no girls with him.)

11. Attempt to fly off a high shelf!

12. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

13. Whisper "I know your secret" to people in the checkout line.

14. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

15. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people... They want me to take you away... to aisle 8...

Am I a dork, or aren't I??

Come to my dorky side... we have cookies

(Its actually "Come to my dark side...we have cookies" but I am not that dark unless you get on my nerves.)

CUTE but PsYcHo

things even out

Read these funny and witty quotes! ENJOY Witty?? I do not know, I got out of a site.

A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
-- Author Unknown

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
-- Franklin P. Jones

A man's go to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-- Rhonda Hansome

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties
-- Author Unknown

Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.
-- Paula Poundstone

Adults are just obsolete children.
-- Dr Seuss

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have on something they don't need.
-- Will Rogers

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.
-- Joan Collins

Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past.
-- Erica Jong

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-- Mark Twain

Always use tasteful words. You may have to eat them.
-- Author Unknown

An accountant is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
-- Author Unknown

An adult is someone who has stopped growing at both ends and started growing in the middle.
-- Author Unknown

An advertising agency is 85 per cent confusion and 15 per cent commission.
-- Fred Allen

Believe nothing until it has been officially denied.
-- Author Unknown

Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.
-- Marlene Dietrich

Dressing a baby is like putting an octopus into a string bag, making sure none of the arms hang out.
-- Chris Evans

Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
-- Author Unknown

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
-- Robert Orben

I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and had to slam the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zip it up real quick?
-- Mitch Hedberg

I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around.

If we can't alter the tide of events, at least we can be nearby with towels to mop up.
-- Peter David, Q-in-Law

If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes.
-- H. Ross Perot

It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it's not, it's a visa, and it runs out fast.
-- Julie Burchill

I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately. Extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.
-- Steven Wright

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
-- Rita Rudner

My grandfather likes to give me advice, but he's a little forgetful. One day, he took me aside and left me there.
-- Steven Wright

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
-- Benjamin Disraeli

My wife was too beautiful for words - but not for arguments.
-- John Barrymore

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller

Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.
-- Marlene Dietrich

Simply because nobody disagrees with you doesn't mean you're brilliant - maybe you're the boss.

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
-- Fran Lebowitz

That doesn't mean that you should just sit back and just let accidents happen to you. No, you have to go out and cause them yourself. That way you're in control of the situation.
-- P.J. O'Rourke

The greener grass on the other side is probably artificial turf.
-- Author Unknown

The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory.
-- P.J. O'Rourke

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
-- Lucille Ball

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
-- Bill Cosby

Things hurt me now. My knees hurt, my back hurts. But your head still thinks it's twenty-three.
-- George Clooney

Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton

When all else fails, read the instructions.
-- Author Unknown

You better live every day like it's your last day, because one day you're doing to be right.
-- Ray Charles

You know you've reached adulthood when 90 per cent of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. -- Author Unknown

Long post, huh? Well its about to get longer, this makes up for all the times I written those 5 sentence post.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy:No.

Girl: Choose—me or your life?

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after and says..

The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is becauseI would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is becauseyou ARE my life.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy:Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

AWWWW - Leave a comment

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 best friends. If it's not one of them...it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jumped off a bridge...damn, I'm gonna miss your sorry __beep__.

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family. So it's one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu...I think it's Collin.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going, "We messed up, huh?"

Keep staring I might do a trick.

One day, I wondered why the frizbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back, and yell I WANT EDWARD CULLEN

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd out "u" and "i" together.
Woman: Really, I'd put ... "IBCDEFGHJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZU" together.

Just because I Think this is too long I will finish it off later...