HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Im thankful for my brother (good for blaming stuff on), My family including my mom (I dont consider my brother FAMILY, I don't think you can be family with someone other then your species), My amazing friends, Food (hehe), My home, nature, You guys, and all the things Im blessed with.

Its thanksgiving, and my mom is busy getting the turkey ready. Its amazing how much she is into this, we all look like dorks wearing our homemade turkey hats.

Maybe I should take it off.

Anyway, she got the turkey at 7 am in the morning since yesterday everything was closed. At first it looked all pink and nasty. Kinda made me want to become vegetarian knowing that turkey was once walking around, minding it own business, when CHOP, its dead.

Poor little pink, nasty, bloody turkey. That doesn't sound too appetizing.

Did I just ruin your thanksgiving?

Ugh, I tend to do that a lot.

Yesterday, we went to Manhattan to walk around staring at the lights, get some stuff for dufus, and and stare at all the pretty lights some more. We went to Macys and my mom got make-up. We spent the whole day there and I was so incredibly tired when we came back, good thing its not too far from where I live. One thing that I found truly annoying was the fact that dufus complained the whole way through.

"Im hungry"

"Im tired"

"I need to go to the bathroom"

"I really need to go to the bathroom"

"I really REALLY need to go to the bathroom"

And when we finally get to the closest McDonald's after stressing our brains out that he's gonna pee in his pants, he suddenly changes his mind and doesn't wanna use the bathroom anymore, plus he barely touches his food. Idiot.

We got home at about 12. Dufus slept in the car so my mom had to carry him upstairs, but guess what happens? my neighbors drunk. He is so funny when He is drunk.

He's like

"Ill carry him"

But he can barely carry himself so my moms all scared and like "no no no no"

Then he carries all our bags upstairs including my moms friends baby carriage (she tagged along). He should be drunk more often, he's rather nice when he is. Then he looks at my moms friends baby and he just stands there and starts to tear

"She is so beautiful" he says, his voice cracking. Then he just bursts out crying...weird.

Well, Ill keep you guys updated on what happens later on. Im going to get ready for the guests (my moms friends).

Peace out DAWGS (...? dont ask)

Happy thanksgiving! What are you thankful for?